ONE POINT DARES



- Run one lap around the office at top speed.



- Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).



- Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.



- Call someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."



- To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears.



- When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"



- Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".



- Walk sideways to the photocopier.



- While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.



- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.



- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."



- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.



- Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."



- Dont use any punctuation




THREE POINT DARES



- Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.



- Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."



- Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).



- Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).



- Shout random numbers while someone is counting.



- Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.




FIVE POINT DARES



- At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).



- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.



- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."



- Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two."



- After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon." Keep this up for one hour.



- While an officemate is out, move their chair into the elevator.



- In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, “Shut up, **** it, all of you just shut up!"



- At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."



- Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"



- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."



- Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."



- Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.



- Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.



- Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.



- Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.



- Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.



- During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.



- Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.


******

I dun really like Wolfgang for a couple of reasons, and yea certainly i prefer Howard over him.



"I like being that someone that can make you beam, sparkle, and laugh like there's no tomorrow. I'm very happy I've spent time with you, and I can't wait to see you again. So put the book down and look into my eyes."

- From Howard to Denise.



OMG, thats really romantic yea? =)



If there's really a "Eye For a Girl" featuring Howard, i will join that season, how?