My Jobless Diary
My Jobless Diary
Whahaha... today i did a very funnie thing with ah dawn... (words can't describe how i felt) hahaa, so continue reading... =X
I was supposed to start my factory work today -__-" ... sianzation lor... it's not just a 12 hours job... it's also a quite L.C. job... (no offence!) somemore we have to do a full 2 weeks job, or we will not be able to collect any pay! I mean it's so ridiculous... Well, anyway, we were late for work... and during our short orientation with one of the staff, we decided to leave the job after the tea break session... keke~
After the orientation, that staff directed us to a room and wanted us to sign something... the first thing that came to our mind is a CONTRACT... which means, we will not be able to quit the job and at the same time we might suffer from compensation... (maybe i think too much... erm?) so we told her we are backing out as the job is not suitable for us... this and that... and did i tell you guys? WE ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR JUMP-SUIT EVERYDAY 12HOURS. i mean it's so O-M-G lorz... i have to go thru this and that and i'm only collecting such low pay... pui lor... so we left at around 9+... hahha... off for job-hunting again!
Erm... i'm in the mood to blog today... so i shall tell you one of my experience while searching for jobs... for job hunters... IT'S A MUST TO READ! whahaha... so here we go...
On last Thursday, me and my friend went to this company for the job application of sales consultant which claims to deal with MRT loyalty cards, but turn out to be some weird cards that i've NEVER seen in my whole life. The interviewer by the name of Jackson showed us the "card" (which is printed on a A4 size ppr, look like some kinda powerpoint work) and said it can be used as an ez-link and provide this and that discount... i was like, "huh?" a card like that? which looks completely fake and what-the-hell? they took the Mastercard logo and redesign it, then placed it their own "brand", it's like... -__-"
That so-called Jackson also told us that by selling one card (which cost $88), we earn a commission of $20 big buck... the commission is damn high lorx... i had a very bad feeling about it at that moment in time... haiyo... kill me i also don't believe...
Anyway Jackson is a failure in english... cannot speak, cannot write english... (i wonder who employs him??) His english is... oopz... i can say it's not even half of mine... (mine is already C6, so what do you guys think?) and he spelt "Extra" as "Extrie" and "Office" as "Offioe", then he cancelled the "o" and put a "c"... gosh... i had a hard time listening and looking at the words!!! But the most most most most funnie thing isn't about this... but it's about a BUSINESS manager who is only at the age of 18, who owns a friendster account! (yea, i track it!)
I mean huh? A boy at the age of 18... can be a manager?! and a BUSINESS manager? I've heard of ACCOUNT manager, SALES manager, MARKETING manager, GENERAL manager... but it's the very first time i've heard of BUSINESS manager... (if i'm wrong, pls enlighten me.) SO... i think they're a con-company... and we decided not to turn up for their training on the saturday... and on friday... GUESS WHAT!? someone called us from the same company... and said JACKSON WAS TERMINATED DUE TO CHEATING. it's like, HUH!? cheating??? then the person was asking us whether we still going for the training... and of coz we said no... it's like... pui... PUI PUI PUI! i knew it was a con-company!!! and the office is so small... like my room size... what the hell lor...! so ppl... OPEN YOUR EYES BIG BIG and don't ever fall for such a trap!
So basically i'm still jobless... HAHA, ppl... if you got any lobang... pls give me a ring or sms... whahaha~
Pinkish duck back to farm @ 3:00 PM
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